recent goals

my list of immediate things to do
includes stuffing my fat fucking face
with one of these tasty, oversized delights.

c'mon now, the shit looks FILLING
not like some puny apple of thin ass banana.
i want to taste the greasy goodness
of deep fried, low-grade beef shits.

i hope the come out like they come in! :)

the social network review

mmm i'm mixed about it
most of the movie i didn't really like
but overall i could see why people like it

it's an oversensationalized drama based on true events
there are a lot of situations where it just never would have happened like that
it's one of those "let's make a statement about this generation" but from the eyes of someone who only knows it through tons of cliches

they had this scene where his friends were drinking beer, smoking pot and jumping off the roof into a pool to depict how chatoic living in CA was

and justin timberlake just happened to be living across the street and come over to see what the ruckus was about

yeah i can't take justin timberlake seriously as an actor
or in general
he plays the guy who made napster
yeah he looks sooo sophisticated in his wire frame glasses


but overall it was okay
nothing horribly wrong with the movie but overall kind of uneventful

there are these two twin characters that are super over the top
they're the rich twins who had the idea first but are super competive as seen by their drive in their rowing team dedication
and mess up the dean's office to show their spite when he denies them recourse against FB guy
the overall message is to be an asshole and an arrogant jerk but as long as you're smart and condescending you'll get several billion dollars and the admiration of all women except that one girl you liked at the beginning of the movie


but especially the admiration of the random girl from church who told you to facebook her then you did then she sucked your dick in a public bathroom

and your CFO will be getting head in the stall next to you from her other slut asian friend who ends up burning a scarf on your bed because she's jealous and doesn't wear scarves


but in the end that cute woman from the office with a bob haircut will console you and tell you to pay everyone off and you agree and she flirts some more with you then the movie is over

great movie, right? lol

splice review

well so they raise this human/animal hybrid thing called dren (nerd backwards)

and the woman is really attached to it like a daughter and dresses it up like a doll


it finds a cat and is super happy but the "mom" takes it away and when she decides to give it back later dren kills it!

and there are some weird scenes where adrien brody dances with dren and looks into its eyes and feeling gooshy


then things get super fucked up when adrien (sp?) brody fucks dren on a barnyard floor and dren sprout these wing things for no reason

oh and the mom amputates dren's penis tail at one point

so then dren changes gender and becomes a man, flies around for a while and kills a bunch of people, then rapes the woman


GRAPHICALLY

then adrien brody stabs dren, dren stabs adrien with regrown penis tail, adrien dies, mama squashes dren's head with boulder, dren dies

end scene of mama making negotiations with this gene company about selling the monster baby in her stomach (she's preggers), ends with her and random business woman looking out onto the city with the line "what's the worst that could happen?"

END CREDITS! LOL

things do not change

GIFSoup

(and that ain't such a bad thing)
:) :)

detox

as much as i've meant to update, i just simply haven't.
there's no real excuse other than making excuses.

drinking, working, drinking with coworkers,
remembering and not remembering nights,
it's not a lifestyle i can manage easily.
time for a life detox.


cut back on the booze, cut back on the screens,
splice in some fresh creative moments and
healthy life choices and things should be good2go.

life has just been consumed with work, gym & others,
but refocusing... refocusing... refocused.