well so they raise this human/animal hybrid thing called dren (nerd backwards)
and the woman is really attached to it like a daughter and dresses it up like a doll
it finds a cat and is super happy but the "mom" takes it away and when she decides to give it back later dren kills it!
and there are some weird scenes where adrien brody dances with dren and looks into its eyes and feeling gooshy
then things get super fucked up when adrien (sp?) brody fucks dren on a barnyard floor and dren sprout these wing things for no reason
oh and the mom amputates dren's penis tail at one point
so then dren changes gender and becomes a man, flies around for a while and kills a bunch of people, then rapes the woman
GRAPHICALLY
then adrien brody stabs dren, dren stabs adrien with regrown penis tail, adrien dies, mama squashes dren's head with boulder, dren dies
end scene of mama making negotiations with this gene company about selling the monster baby in her stomach (she's preggers), ends with her and random business woman looking out onto the city with the line "what's the worst that could happen?"
END CREDITS! LOL
03 March 2011
splice review
Posted by sebastian pigeon-toe'd at 20:55
Labels: baby carriages, movie reviews