Showing posts with label 40 reasons not to eat today. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 40 reasons not to eat today. Show all posts

09 April 2010

packwiches



these things are piling up in my host family's fridge.
i've been eating them for the past 6 months, but lately
i've felt like barfing at the thought of them.

imagine a normal sandwich,
but much, much blander,
with the texture of a sponge
and about ten times unhealthier.

i will from this time on refer to them as packwiches
and perhaps coin the term and start a superior line!

17 February 2010

roller coaster!



emotions are tricky things...
like food! speaking of which:
37. Food is mean and sneaky. it tricks you into eating it and it works on you from the inside out making you fat, bloated, ugly and unhappy
not to mention:
11. Bones are clean and pure. Fat is dirty and hangs on your bones like a parasite
and finally (and most relevant during this time of the year):
25. I want to walk in the snow and leave no footprints

anyway it's been awhile and i gotta backtrack with the next few posts,
but for now know that i am staying sane and safe and that i hate the snow.