byt = bland yearning tweakers?

despite the cool photos and showy atmosphere
this pool party left me slightly damp and disappointed.
according the BYT.com, or DC's hottest source of
alternative fun for the young, hip and fashionable,
this last summer pool party was supposed to be
a rager of epic proportions at capitol skyline hotel.


a few flake-outs, a trip south and $30 later,
fouad and i entered what seemed to be a contest
for who had the best body and the most drinks in hand.
needless to say, those in attendance,
including the shitbag who sexually assaulted me
my freshman year of college, made matters much worse.
i don't think i'll be going to these types of things
next summer or any time too soon.


see for yourself at http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/
(keep in mind appearances are deceiving)

i am the modern jesus christ

no seriously.

yesterday i was photographed in my underwear
in this chain smoker's near-empty studio
with a group of older american/english people
plus a german who looked and spoke exactly like björk
standing around smoking and drinking red wine.
it's for the updated cover of ken shakin's book the cure for sodomy.

anyway the photographer nathan wright
gave me tips on local, abandoned nazi barracks
and he's photoshopping my body to look like
it's being electrocuted on the cross.

will post photo as soon as i get my hands on it :)