the screen life

my life has become about staring into
a multitude of electronic screens.

let's count em up:
1. imac (apt) - 2-3 hours, various
2. imac (work) - 7 hours, mon-fri
3. macbook pro - 2-3 hours, weekends
4. nintendo ds (screen x 2) - varies
5. LG Vu Plus cell phone - 30 min, everyday
6. television (apt) - 30 min-1.5hr, most days
7. projector screen (screening room) - 1.5-2hrs, infrequently
8. kindle - growing amounts of time
9. ipod - 20-30min, everyday
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(i'm still too scared to add up the total hours)

what happened to the carefree days when i
could sit outside and sketch in my notebook?
or read american psycho in a park?
or bike for hours and not feel guilty?
time to shift focus and reprioritize.

Get A Room!

i need a whistling expert for work!
i made up a fake profile for a speech pathologist
named Rebecca... so i guess it needs to be a woman.
it pays nothing, but your face will be seen by
80 million people each month (more like 10 people).


copying thousands of titles to an Excel sheet is considered Research.
Who'd a thunk it?!


my bestiality spam project is still sadly in the works.
i need to accomplish more personal tasks on the job.


translating 989 eHow titles from English to German is neither
mind-numbingly tedious nor impractical, right?


the Get A Room! ad on the left is too clever.
also check out this robotic design: http://staceybelchespeech.com/

Build a Video Assignment

Browse a list of available video titles and create your own assignment. You may select up to 30 titles per assignment.

IMPORTANT: Please group assignment by like category, and use only one expert and location per assignment.

(Here's what I'm choosing... now I just need an "expert")

How to Get Rid of Human Parasites $15.00 Interview Risks of Donating Eggs $15.00 Interview How Does the Cookie Diet Work? $15.00 Interview How to Make Your Own Ear Candles $20.00 HowTo Treating Painful & Swollen Breasts $15.00 Interview Venison Butchering $20.00 HowTo Ways to Ask a Guy to Sadie Hawkins $20.00 Answers How to Rent a Popcorn Machine $15.00 Interview Embalming a Human Body $20.00 HowTo How to Become an Equine Dentist $20.00 Answers How to Induce Vomiting in Dogs With Hydrogen Peroxide $20.00 HowTo How to Treat Dog Diarrhea With Pumpkin $20.00 HowTo

Ms. Gloom & Doom

lately i've felt insane.

change of weather brings change of mood,
and i go from laughing and smiling,
racing through the streets in the sun,
to panicked and moody and REALLY self-doubtful.
it's probably because...

• it's the last stretch and thoughts of this year ending
  make me wonder what i have and will accomplish.
  
• no matter what i eat or drink my stomach makes
  really uncomfortable noises at work.
  
• being less avoidant means more interaction with people
  from the past means realizing inadequacies.
  
• serious sleep deprivation and oncoming illness leads me to
  FEEL BAD AND OVERTHINK/SECOND GUESS EVERYTHING.
  

digo, katharine and murray are in FL for ultra right now
and i'm stuck in front of a computer for 80% of the day.
i would scream right now but i have zero privacy.