recent goals

my list of immediate things to do
includes stuffing my fat fucking face
with one of these tasty, oversized delights.

c'mon now, the shit looks FILLING
not like some puny apple of thin ass banana.
i want to taste the greasy goodness
of deep fried, low-grade beef shits.

i hope the come out like they come in! :)

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS

as candice's omi put it:
"I need a vacation from unemployment"
i couldn't agree more!

i can't even count to how many places i've applied,
and the ones that have responded all seem to
trickle away on the steaming sewer pipe of feces
that has been my job hunt since returning to the US.

i went to SF last weekend with fouad,
to catch up with old and new friends
and to generally forget about the job hunt,
but i often found myself distracted and worried
for the fear of returning to unending unemployment
is both daunting and saddening.

i really, really hope something turns up SOON.

cultural observations

there is something wrong in both of these photos.
can you spot the problems?
the license plate for one is amazing.
the chili cheese hot dog for $2.99 is equally so.
notice the dog face as the background for the website.
very fitting for the quality of food served there.
oh how i've missed america*.


*plus tax & fatlings

get ut cgecjed izt# u neab ge

http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/
http://fantasyfeeder.com

mid-yearsies

so i had my mid-year seminar in Cologne like a month ago (even though it feels longer).
i met some more people from the program, caught up with some old ones,
ate a lot a lot a lot of indian food, and avoided the computer the whole time.
it was a pretty nice change! i slept very little and sometimes in a train station, which is not a change but still okay.
i didn't take a dump outside, but I need to at some point to complete the year.
some awkwardness ensued, but the details are pretty lame.
and i didn't see frau beerbaum, and i hope she's not dead on the couch.
anyway good trip good trip.


murray and mark happened to be there for a sofa expo, and i saw this amazing fat guy stuffing his face. STUFFING HIS FAT FUCKING FACE! love it :)