the social network review

mmm i'm mixed about it
most of the movie i didn't really like
but overall i could see why people like it

it's an oversensationalized drama based on true events
there are a lot of situations where it just never would have happened like that
it's one of those "let's make a statement about this generation" but from the eyes of someone who only knows it through tons of cliches

they had this scene where his friends were drinking beer, smoking pot and jumping off the roof into a pool to depict how chatoic living in CA was

and justin timberlake just happened to be living across the street and come over to see what the ruckus was about

yeah i can't take justin timberlake seriously as an actor
or in general
he plays the guy who made napster
yeah he looks sooo sophisticated in his wire frame glasses


but overall it was okay
nothing horribly wrong with the movie but overall kind of uneventful

there are these two twin characters that are super over the top
they're the rich twins who had the idea first but are super competive as seen by their drive in their rowing team dedication
and mess up the dean's office to show their spite when he denies them recourse against FB guy
the overall message is to be an asshole and an arrogant jerk but as long as you're smart and condescending you'll get several billion dollars and the admiration of all women except that one girl you liked at the beginning of the movie


but especially the admiration of the random girl from church who told you to facebook her then you did then she sucked your dick in a public bathroom

and your CFO will be getting head in the stall next to you from her other slut asian friend who ends up burning a scarf on your bed because she's jealous and doesn't wear scarves


but in the end that cute woman from the office with a bob haircut will console you and tell you to pay everyone off and you agree and she flirts some more with you then the movie is over

great movie, right? lol

teeny weenies

so even though i swore i wouldn't
i'm watching the tiny tots season of antm
honestly, who can resist?
these girls are actually pretty
despite the ridiculous shit tyra does to them
like bleaching all of their eyebrows
so they look like cancer survivors.
the asian bug lady is finally going to win this season!

foreign objects

this is back from the hirshhorn in d.c.
just one of many things i miss about feeling at home
where foreigners are other people
and they're the ones who act out of the ordinary
and it's not me :)