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an einer Stelle hatte ich einen Fäkalien beschmierten Dildo weggeschmissen

black and black and feces all over

back to leipzig this weekend for an all out goth fest
and to see jessica too, of course.


i learned that goths are disgusting consumers
just like the rest of society,
and that they don't just dress like disaffected carnies
but some also like to look like LSD-addicted ravers.
well, that or halloween hotties (graphically exposed privates)


overall there weren't enough of the feral, blood thirsty kind
that chase children down dark alleyways before unhinging their jaws
and swallowing the tiny tots like tater tots... if you know what i mean.
they were more the smiling, let's-take-lame-photos-in-front-of-trees
sort of bunch, that sans human heart ate currywurst instead.


i slept on jessica's dirty laundry,
ate crepes at craig's,
and met a super bitchy visitor
whose every word incited awkward silence!
things have again been put into perspective :)


(i think she took a dump in her petticoats and/or bag)
((and i'm jealous!))

MEET SOME GOTHS:
http://www.gothscene.com/

shit. day.

fuck bike sellers here.
the third one told me my bike was a piece of shit,
that the front tire looked like a banana,
that i should just throw it away
before i end up in the hospital.
asshole!
the other two at least told me that
the only problem was with the back wheel
which i knew and
despite their vastly varying prices
agreed on the misalignment problem.
it's raining too
and i had to share the bus with 3 baby carriages
and a shit load of people
with my bike in hand, back and forth.

counteractive measure to my overwhelming depression include:
crepes, indian food, antm / true blood, and not doing my homework
i can't wait to be in berlin!

oh, and i had a dream last night about how frau beerbaum
ran a prostitution ring, and in my dream i lay next to her in bed
while she got fucked by an old man for 739 euros.
disgusting.