another productive day at work

i'm on DVD#10 out of 15
filtering through these garbage clips
for a series called Super Funny Home Video.


i'm supposed to be looking for soccer clips
(what german audiences will undoubtedly enjoy)
but all i keep finding are baboon pussies
and (dare i say) BABY COCK!


there's also a lot of bad wedding videos
and terrible sports accident footage
but watching it all in fast forward x2
makes me nostalgic/insane/distressed


each clip is about 15-20 seconds long
multiplied by hundreds per DVD
multiplied by 15 DVDs
equals...


...
from the 80s?
from a parallel universe?
from an ever-growing brain tumor
that causes me extended hallucinatory periods?
...

...
who finds animals humping hilarious?
i sure don't.
but animals humping children,
well that's another story.
...

...
I killed Liz.
...

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I killed the teen dream.
...

...
Deal with it.
...

...equals 21 hours : 23 minutes : 08 seconds