dirty carrots

i'm sitting at work
after 2 hours of sleep (again!!!)
eating dirty carrots and
researching the most popular
comics in germany over
the last twenty years
for people 14-30.

fouaddi, je t'aime

paris was nothing less than amazing. nothing less!!
wined and dined, falafeled and hmm...
well it was really fun. i had the best meal of my life there. no joke.
also the best time. i need to make a mini movie of it a.s.a.p.
too good to be true oh man oh man!

fouaddi likes nice hotels,

and fancy cars,

and reviewing photos on a boat,

but not the mona lisa. oh no, not her.

...he's colorblind!

drumroll for paris

it's coming!

mid-yearsies

so i had my mid-year seminar in Cologne like a month ago (even though it feels longer).
i met some more people from the program, caught up with some old ones,
ate a lot a lot a lot of indian food, and avoided the computer the whole time.
it was a pretty nice change! i slept very little and sometimes in a train station, which is not a change but still okay.
i didn't take a dump outside, but I need to at some point to complete the year.
some awkwardness ensued, but the details are pretty lame.
and i didn't see frau beerbaum, and i hope she's not dead on the couch.
anyway good trip good trip.


murray and mark happened to be there for a sofa expo, and i saw this amazing fat guy stuffing his face. STUFFING HIS FAT FUCKING FACE! love it :)

roller coaster!

emotions are tricky things...
like food! speaking of which:
37. Food is mean and sneaky. it tricks you into eating it and it works on you from the inside out making you fat, bloated, ugly and unhappy
not to mention:
11. Bones are clean and pure. Fat is dirty and hangs on your bones like a parasite
and finally (and most relevant during this time of the year):
25. I want to walk in the snow and leave no footprints

anyway it's been awhile and i gotta backtrack with the next few posts,
but for now know that i am staying sane and safe and that i hate the snow.