on the job revisions!

how does this (above):








become this (below):


ANSWER: the merchant!

also this is my life now :)

successsssssss

um so yeah i'm employed now.
2nd day on the job.
amazing amazing
livingsocial.com
i design graphics for various markets,
nothing too crazy as of now,
but happily employed
and feeling so fulfilled
FINALLY

practice, revision, and self-assessment

the bad:
unemployed dirty under-utilized scared shaken sore depressed sick exhausted despondent stuck unappreciative negative beaten defeated down obsessive reclusive distorted malformed selfish pig critical traumatized destructive weak

the good:
talented creative intelligent articulate interesting funny open quirky fit caring driven motivated confident deserving upstanding enthusiastic proactive strong responsive mindful renewed

self promo

what else can i use to describe myself
to give myself the best chance possible
to finally snag a decent, creative job?
i've been using combinations of there terms
and nothing seems to stick!!!

birthday pies

fouad is another year older!
and he's got the pie to prove it.
there's a tasty pie place down the street,
and they baked him up a birthday sweet treat.
absolutely delicious!
(can you tell fouad's excited?)


i gave fouad his presents in the container store
equivalent of a mcdonald's happy meal,
but instead of mazes and clown faces
it was just a beautiful teal color.
fouad opened it early just cause.


a few more surprises awaited,
including a coupon, gift card and game.
my mama also got him quirkle cubes.
(quirkle is now a frequently used word in the apt)


i hope he had an amazing day and
i can't wait till next year!